After arduous research scientists have conclusive
evidence as to why jogging's so good for you
It relaxes you
It makes you blond
You'll like pink
It's a British and American thing
You'll listen to music therefore you'll be relaxed!
FUNNY?
These never fail to amuse me. I'm getting so many of them now - Bill Gates and Branson should watch out. Where would my inbox be without them? They brighten up the most darkest of days!
"Mr.jean poter" info@compensation.com
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
CC:
Subject: Dear Friend,i am Mr jacob calliner
Date: Sat, 10 Nov 2007 21:56:34 -0500 (EST)
Dear Friend,i am Mr jacob calliner
How are you today?I Hope all is well with you and your family? I hope this mail meets you in a perfect condition.I am using this opportunity to thank you for your great effort to our unfinished transaction and
transfer of your international bank draft cheque to you from the bank,i am sorry for presenting and using someone else in your name to
get this transaction successfull. due to logistic reasons and your inconsistance to the other best known to you. right now, I want to inform you that I have successfully cleared the bank draft check fund
to someone else account who was capable of assisting me in this great venture that have been over and successfull.
Due to your effort, sincerity, courage and trustworthiness you showed at
the course of the transaction I want to compensate you and show my gratitude to you with the sum of $200,000.00 Thousand United State Of
America Dollars I have authorized Mr. jacob calliner where I deposited my money to issue you international certisfied bank draft cashable cheque at
your bank or anywere as choice felt. My dear friend I will like you to contact Mr. jacob calliner for the collection of this international
certisfied bank draft.
Contact Address For Your Cheque is, View Below
CONTACT AGENT: Name: Mr. jacob calliner
CONTACT ADDRESS: - Plot 150 pmb Marine Lagos island
23401
(Nigeria).
Email:jacobcalliner00@hotmail.com
Phone Number: {+234} 8075860890
Dialing: +2348075860890 or +2348038413288
Contact Mr. jacob calliner At the moment, I’m very busy here in the united
kingdom because of the investment projects which myself and my new partner
are having at hand In China since you were unable to go on,been also
unserious with the transaction that i pruposed to you.Finally remember
that I have forwarded instruction to Mr. jacob calliner on your behalf to
send the bank draft cheque of $200,000.00 Thousand United State Of America
Dollars to you as soon as you contact him without delay. Please I will
like you to accept this token with good faith as this is from the bottom
of my heart.
Thanks and God bless you and your family. Hope to hear from you soon as
soon as you've gotting my compersation and please do not get angry because
that is what i have for now till i finish my project in China. For proper
recorgnition for Mr. jacob calliner to know that you are the really person
that came from me for him to release the Cheque i assigned for you, send
him your informations below:
1,Full Name: { }
----- 2, Address of Residence: {
} ----- 3,country from: {
}
4,Telephone Number : {
} ------- 5, Mention me to him as Mr John Collis: 6, Amount +
200,000.00 usd
7,Occupation { }
Age: { }
Remember to attach an identity id of your self when contact Mr. Lambert
Petersdoff for your claim such as international passport of your self/
drivers license is accepted to identify your self to him that i asked you
to contact him for your cheque. Till Then, Bye For Now.
in regards
Mr JEAN POTER.
Yours Sincerely, A Sucessfull Transfer Has Been Conducted.
NOT SO FUNNY
This should never have been allowed to happen. From someone who's had their card cloned and bank account plundered of over £1000 by some tosspot crooks in Bulgaria (I've never been to Bulgaria in my life) I can tell you it's not very nice.It's bound to have serious repercussions.If you have kids and don't know what I'm talking about read here. If you don't have kids then the best advice I can give you is to move on quietly and find an interesting blog!
You've just got to laugh (admire!!!) at the cheek of some people
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Man marries bitch to beat curse
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Doubtless we're all geared up for this Friday's Children In Need extravaganza but I've just received an email from ebay in my inbox regarding some interesting auctions.
I expect half the country have received the email too! Go to ebay and just type in Children in Need and loads of stuff relevant comes up. Ebay aren't always reknown for giving away stuff but any money/profit raised through these auctions will go directly to Children In Need - Good Value!
You can link directly to ebay here
Recently I've been receiving some dodgy stuff where people, unknown to me, want to give me millions of pounds for just being lovely me (little do they know the real me is just as lovely as the one they think I am). Anyway, just received this in my email. Maybe worth a punt. Nothing ventured nothing gained yada, yada, yada and all that!
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Is Online Dating 'Good for Romance'?
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***NEWS FLASH***
Man gets rough ride because of his inability to read minds.
(Well, a womans mind to be precise)
Don't You Just Love Them - and Women of course!
Yep it's still, if not the best post modern political, satirical, wax lyrical commentator of our time.
And, it's quite funny too! Enjoy!
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