Exclusive Bush Secrets Revealed!
Oops, It Worked for Bush
but what about Britney?
'ONE SWALLOW DOESN'T MAKE A SUMMER'
Why don't you make your summer?
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2006/4/14
2006/4/2
Simpsons Reign Supreme and other Idiots!
Twentieth Century Fox has confirmed that there is to be a Simpsons Movie in 2007.
They made the announcement as a trailer shown before 'Ice Age 2: The Meltdown', in the US and it's bound to be a HUGE SUCCESS!
Footage is not available at the moment as it is to air on Fox tonight, but the trailer opens with a big 'S' on the screen and a voice over which says:
"Leaping his way onto the silver screen, the greatest hero in American history."
Cut to Homer Simpson sitting in his underpants who says:
"I forgot what I was supposed to say."
Then the voiceover returns to reveal:
"The Simpsons Movie, coming to the screen, July 27, 2007."
Homer adds:
"Uh, oh, we better get started."
Also expecting to make appearances in the movie are several of Homer's long lost relatives!
2006/3/25
So Now it All becomes So Clear!
IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND PRESIDENT BUSH THEN READING BELOW MAY HELP
PREHAPS YOU'LL FIND THIS MESSAGE MUCH EASIER TO UNDERSTAND!
2006/3/19
Bush Gets Involved In Another Celebrity Cock and Bull Story!
GREAT MINDS OF THE WORLD UNITE!
THE CHAIN OF LOGICAL THOUGHT
THE BUSH BRAIN GAME -
2006/3/13
CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE THAT BUSH IS NOT A BRAZILIAN - ANOTHER COCK AND BULL STORY!
CUNNING BUSH PROTESTERS FALL
FOUL OF LIP-READING BRIGADE!
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2005/12/9
UK Schools to Save Santas from Scrapheap!
Redundant Santa’s Given Sweater Lifeline.
Special Report by a recently redundant part-time Santa.
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